Fidest – Agenzia giornalistica/press agency

Quotidiano di informazione – Anno 34 n° 316

Donald Trump finds sanctuary in Tulsa

Posted by fidest press agency su venerdì, 26 giugno 2020

DONALD TRUMP has held more rallies than any other recent president. Yet they still manage to surprise. The event in Tulsa, Oklahoma, on June 20th was no different. The president rambled like a man who didn’t want it to ever end. For a flavour, try his anecdote about inspecting the most recent class graduating from the army’s academy at West Point a week before. At this point in the story, Mr Trump has spoken to the cadets and is trying to work out how to get off the stage without making a fool of himself:I said, “General, I’ve got myself a problem, General.” Because I’m wearing leather bottom shoes which is good if you’re walking on flat surfaces. It’s not good for ramps and if I fall down, look at all those press back there, look at them. This was a steel ramp, you all saw it because everybody saw it. This was a steel ramp. It had no handrail, it was like an ice skating rink, and I said, “General, I have a problem,” and he didn’t understand that at first. I said, “There’s no way.” He understood, I just saluted almost 600 times. I just made a big speech. I sat for other speeches. I’m being baked. I’m being baked like a cake. I said, “General, there’s no way I can make it down that ramp without falling on my ass, General. I have no railing.”So I end up saying, “Okay, General, let’s go. I will only grab you if I need you.” That’s not a good story. Falling would be a disaster. It turned out to be worse than anything, I would have been better off if I fell and slid down the damn ramp. Right? So what happens is I start the journey, inch by inch, right? I was really bent over too. I didn’t like that. I didn’t like this picture. This picture I’m sure will be an ad by the fakers. So I was bent over, right? Bent over like this. Then we finally reached almost the end and the fake news, the most dishonest human beings, they cut it off. You know why? Because when I was ten feet short, I said, “General, I’m sorry,” and I ran down the rest, right? I looked very handsome. That was the only good. (Font: The Economist)

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